Martin and Shorty, two hit men, complete their first task of the day with ease: a simple hit at the door of a motel room. When the men return to their car, however, they have difficulty deciphering the scribble on the boss' list. After an argument between the not-too-much-Titans of rationality, they flip a coin to determine the unlucky victim. The beginning of the hit goes without a hitch, but stashed inside this guy's house, amidst all the twinkies and beer funnels, is a bag of money, a lot of money. Unfortunately for Martin and Shorty, a lot of money that someone else also wants just as much as they do. Pretending to be a barbeque-obsessed-neighbor-greeter, Bart Peterson, a member of a rival mob, knocks on the door. After a brief shootout, Shorty hears Martin's last requests: that Shorty take the money and live like a king. . . . in a five star hotel with a free continental breakfast!

Forms: Narrative Fiction, Short
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Crime