Roommates Rob and Kurt are essentially a modern day odd couple. Rob is tidy and well groomed where as Kurt could win the prize for “world’s laziest slob”. Rob wants to finally bring his girlfriend Katie over for a romantic night, so he asks Kurt to clean up their messy apartment. When Kurt refuses, a series of battles occur. First they try the classic tic-tac-toe challenge but they end up in a tie. Next they try to solve the problem with a three round match of rock, paper, scissors. When rock paper scissors fails them, the two partake in the ultimate form of battle: taking it to the fridge! This gross out food competition results in Kurt being the victor-- and therefore the 'master'-- and Rob having to comply with Kurt's clean up wishes. Katie unexpectedly bursts into Rob’s apartment and finds that he is dressed as a French maid. Luckily the leftovers from their culinary battle manage to save the day, and clear Rob’s name!

Forms: Narrative Fiction, Short
Genres: Comedy, Romantic Comedy
Niches: Jewish, Women, Student, Youth/Teen, Mature/Adult